Blades of Glory: the review

Well, we watched Blades of Glory as a start-up. It was Alex's second time watching it (and my first) because we didn't have anything else worthwhile. So to save me some time, I've picked the best quotes from IMDB to re-hash here.

"No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. "

"I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

"We love you Denver! City by the Bay! "

"Chazz: She's as cold as the ice she skates on. She's like dry ice. No, wait! She's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?
Jimmy: I don't know
Chazz: I'll tell you what is, Oksana. "

"I'd fire you... if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there."

"Grublets On Ice Manager: You smell like urine.
Chazz: A lot? "

"Chazz: I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse. "

"I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend."

"When I was eight, my dad had me get a circumcision to minimalize air resistance. "

4 Stars